After the dramatic decline in the Backstreet Boys popularity with sexual predators between the ages of 30 and 70, a decline blamed solely on Kevin Richardson, the “follow you into the bathroom” Backstreet Boy, leaving the band, the Backstreet Boys need all the publicity they can get.
That Nick Carter is getting older by the second, soon babies won’t be able to masturbate to his face. And I just heard that the Backstreet Boy that dresses up like a werewolf has swine flu. The band needs help.
Fortunately, some brave souls from the Internet decided to step in and give the boys a little free publicity.
Now, this probably would have been more helpful if these people had lip-synched to a song off the new Backstreet Boy album “This is Us.” But I don’t think the Backstreet Boys even know all the words to those songs. And “This is Us” is the Backstreet Boys without Kevin Richardson. The video above has five people singing. Actually, the fifth person seems to be looking for a new job but at least she’s in the room. This makes me question why Kevin Richardson can’t fill out applications while the rest of the Backstreet Boys dance around on stage. It just seems selfish, really.
This stunt should help the Backstreet Boys get a couple more Google hits. It made me search to see if the group was still together. That’s a long way from buying the new album, but it’s a step in the right direction.
