The new viral ads for Tekken 6 ask the question “what will you fight for?” The answer, if you’re a woman, is a pair of shoes and a hair-straightener.
So, again, if you’re female, a pair of shoes and a fifteen dollar hair-styling device are worth beating another person unconscious. Actually, they’re worth beating another woman unconscious. It’s assumed that guys are too busy fighting over things like footballs and 6-packs of Coors.
Before I saw this video, I never realized that women strip down to their underwear before engaging in a dispute. This must be a woman vs woman thing because my girlfriend has no problem screaming at me while fully clothed.
RED'S MY COLOR YOU FUCKING BITCH
A little back story could help these videos not be so offense. Maybe both these women got trapped on some terrible dreamscape where the only thing of value is female clothing and accessories. They both already sold every piece of clothing except their underwear — seems silly, I know. I mean, if you need to survive, self-respect comes second. But these are two proud women who refuse to become naked and helpless, quivering in the heat from the sulfur geysers.
That pair of shoes is the last item of value they have before they have to strip down and hide from the probing tongues of the garbage imps. No wonder they are fighting over it.
LET GO YOU FUCKING CUNT. I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW.
Maybe these ladies are confused and think that hair thing is really a stapler. That I could see fighting over. How are you supposed to keep your papers organized? A paperclip? These women aren’t savages.
I like the bright lighting and smoke. Are they fighting in a combination sauna/tanning salon or a Madonna video? Maybe the girl in the blue “top” just spent too long in one of the tanning beds and that combined with the room’s humidity made her go crazy.
I know one thing for sure — a lot of nerds will be dissappointed on October 30th when Tekken 6 comes out and the game is nothing like this video. “Why isn’t the other charcter half-naked and holding a pair of shoes? Why am I even fighting? WHAT’S MY MOTIVATION?!?”
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