The dating scene is hard. We can’t all be “funny” or “interesting” or “holding down a steady job.” And even if you somehow manage to convince someone that the blood on your jacket is from when you cut your hand opening cans of food for the homeless, how can you be sure that that person shares your interests?
People have tried inventing solutions to this problem for years. This is why people hang out in groups. If you’re in the emo group and you meet a girl who’s also in the emo group, there’s a good chance both of you can connect over bad poetry. If you’re a jock and you meet another jock, you can safely assume that you both enjoy having sex surrounded by mirrors.
But what happens if your tastes run a little strange? Say, for example, you’re really fond of baby-skeletons. How do you let suitors know that you enjoy getting pregnant and then filming the abortion for your followers on YouTube?
If this is how Superman sees the world, who would want that fucking job?
For starters, you get an insanely creepy tattoo of a baby’s skeleton on your stomach. I guess the next step is buying a lot of belly-shirts and then hitting the clubs. Anthropologists probably love this tattoo because it finally answers the long debated question of whether or not crazy people wear a lot of belly-shirts.
Maybe this tattoo is just a really misguided attempt to get attention away from that birth mark. Or maybe she went to the tattoo shop to get a tattoo of her newborn baby’s face, but then she found out that the only tattoo artist she could afford was “Jimmy Blade” who only tattoos skulls, skeletons, and anarchy signs. But I don’t see an anarchy sign anywhere, so that story doesn’t work.
I think we’re back to the “crazy lady looking for equally crazy guy” theory. Maybe she’s hoping there’s a guy walking around with a tattoo of a baby’s skin on his testicles. Wouldn’t that be a match made in heaven? Talk about winning the game of life.
As ridiculous as the tattoo is, I think she’s found a way to beat the system. She no longer has to sit at bars and hope that one of the guys in the room is crazy enough to appreciate her collection of baby rattles found within 50 yards crime scenes. Now she can just walk into a bar, spin around in a circle a couple times with her stomach exposed, and gauge the overall feeling of the room based on how many beer bottles hit her in the face.
Please don’t email me asking for this lady’s contact information. The “skeleton baby” section of my Rolodex was too full. That Rolodex joke was for my elderly readers.
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Us elderly are laughing really hard.
your one sided arguement sucks.
EBB is right this is a one sided argument and it really does suck. I think she’s creative nd the tattoo looks cool in a devilish way.
Very one sided. Must be third to say it did suck. What if she lost her baby and this was a tattoo to represent that? I have a baby and if I lost her I would get a tattoo in remembreance of her too. Everyone has a different way of expressing themselves and I think this is creative and unique. And if people think everyone else should have the same taste as them they’re ignorant. If everyone had to run their tattoo ideas by you for approval the world would be a sad boring place.
Fucking outrageous tatoos. Could an artform be more lame? haha
This baby skeleton seems to be shouting out in joy or something, as well.
The fontaneles are finely crafted.
Also, i think it is funny that anyone would come to this site for objectivity.
This tatoo is HORRIBLE! As a Catholic I may be one sided in MY opinion, but I couldn’t give to shits either way. It’s disgusting. To me it looks like she’s promoting abortion, which is murder. You wouldn’t walk around with ‘Free Peter Sutcliffe’ or ‘Release Charles Manson’ on your shirt. You can’t have it both ways. Murder is murder, and promting it is just as bad. Disgraceful. Whoever put it on there wants a good slap. They both do. Maybe that will knock come sense into them. Or some stupidity out of them.
I know the owner of this tattoo. This girl was pregnant and lost the baby. At the same time she found out that she could never have children. This was her homage to the child she could never have. I love good religious people judging someone they know NOTHING about.
i was guessing maybe she was an ultrasound technician. as a tattoo artist i have to appreciate the quaility of the tattoo, as a christain and a lover of children , the last precious element of our selfish existance, i have to agree that abortion is murder. a gruesome cruel murder to say the least.
when i first started reading the article i was horrified by the utube comments but as i finished it i could see it was just a creative and a little bitter story surrounding a random photo. i for one am relieved that there is not actually a monster out there getting popular for cutting her baby into pieces. …..and i really think its an awesome tattoo.
if i lost my child i would be dead to the world, so i can only emphathise with the disheartened mother.
(and just because i cant spell doesnt make my point any less valid so keep the spell check comments to yourself, thanks)
Wtf, ummmm can you people get a life – i found this website by pure chance of looking up funny photos? You all need to grow up … this lady is clearly a wacko 4 having a tat like this and all u depressed ppl that like it are just as bad (she colects baby rattlers from crime scenes for chrisit sake!) + to all you who wil comment over this … GET A LIFE – a computer is a box, live a little
That is all !!
I like the saying “if you don’t have anything nice to say, then keep your fucking mouth shut.” Yeah the tattoo is a tad bit creepy, but everyone gets tattoos for certain reasons, whether they think something is pretty, or because it really means something to them. This tattoo obviously has some meaning behind it. People really shouldn’t judge this tattoo unless they know the story behind it.
Will is displaying the definition of hypocrisy to the fullest.
There’s nothing wrong with the tattoo. Sure, it may seem creepy to a few people but, like many have already stated, we know nothing when it comes to the woman’s reasons for getting it. Maybe she did lose her child, maybe she has one on the way and this was a representation of the ultrasound, or maybe she came up with a creative concept for a tattoo.
It’s a tattoo, nothing more. It doesn’t promote abortion, murder, anarchy, or any of the other ridiculous conclusions you people are so foolishly coming to.
I wouldn’t get something like that done on me but I sure as hell wouldn’t judge someone based on a it of ink on their stomach. It’s an interesting tattoo, nothing more. Fucking get over it.
based on a bit of ink*
Where’s the edit button when you need it?
Uhm, that’s disgusting. I don’t really give a rats ass if you people think this argument is “one sided”. It’s not. If she lost a baby, that’s really too bad, believe me I know, but I WOULD NOT get a skeleton of a baby tatted on me. Maybe the name, and if I had a stillborn child the footprints, but not the bones. It’s creepy and disgusting. I don’t like skeletons either. They symbolize death and negativity.
Wow its really funny how ppl express themselves by being assholes let the lady live cuz appareantly the ladies baby isnt and if she chooses to get a tattoo its her body like Alexis if yhu no how it feels to lose a child then yhu would no that she is suffering so …….
i think everyone has their own opinion. as a mom to be if i lost my baby i would get a tattoo that symbolizes my baby… i really like it and i think its very creative.
yeah/grazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nykCCYzbB5w
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I think it’s really neat. I think it’s extremely creative and bold!
So ‘debree ‘ just because you hate skeletons this is wrong? Its wrong to whoever THINKS NASTY ..THIS IS WHAT A BABY LOOKS LIKE AT AN ULTRASOUND its just bones……so performing an ultrasound is wrong and creepy too?? And that’s where a child grows anyway, right in her tummy. I have no idea how this would promote abortion because its just showing the world what a tiny LIFE looks like during gestation which is the most beautiful thing ever. I’m not saying tattoos are right or that this one is right , but damn what a NASTY sad mind you people have. I landed on this site because i thought i was going to read a story behind the chubby newborn on the top picture and instead the blogger just called that baby girl a fat THING. I’m sure the blotter has no kids to be so nasty.