October 19, 2009
In the past, people were constantly sick because they didn’t have advanced exercise equipment like video game systems and micro-suede recliners. Doctors had few options. The most common treatment was a handful of leeches followed by two swigs of whiskey. After it was discovered that leeches love blood spiked with whiskey, the prescription was changed [...]
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October 16, 2009
The new viral ads for Tekken 6 ask the question “what will you fight for?” The answer, if you’re a woman, is a pair of shoes and a hair-straightener.
So, again, if you’re female, a pair of shoes and a fifteen dollar hair-styling device are worth beating another person unconscious. Actually, they’re worth beating another woman [...]
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Visit Gamebane.com, My Video Game Comedy Blog
October 14, 2009Now that I have a few posts up, it’s a good time to ask you to visit my video game comedy blog Gamebane. Basically, it’s me talking about video games. So, yes, the same low-standards apply.
I didn’t want to clutter up this site with a bunch of video game talk. just like I don’t want [...]